If I was your grant writer, I’d tell you something you might not love hearing at first: You’re trying to tell funders way too damn much.

We live in a microwave culture. Push a button, get results. But grant writing? It’s not instant mashed potatoes. You can’t just add hot water, stir, and expect a million-dollar award to appear. The reality is that successful grants take groundwork. Funders want to see that you’re prepared, organized, and serious about the work you do. That means having strong financial systems, clean data, clear program descriptions, and leadership that can articulate your mission without sou